i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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