he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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