When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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