I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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