Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.