i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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