I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
His hands were made for my vagina.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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