Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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