I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just googled if crying burns calories
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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