He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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