I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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