i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
