We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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