How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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