She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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