Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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