No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
God, you're like boner-b-gone
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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