So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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