Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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