i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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