Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
