Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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