At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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