You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
The power of my boobs compel you
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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