just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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