I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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