Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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