Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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