We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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