are you so shy because you have an std?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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