I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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