Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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