One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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