woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
