I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Randomize
