That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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