Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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