I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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