Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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