He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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