When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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