Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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