Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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