So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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