it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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