i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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