i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
