the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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