I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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