"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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