If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
honey bunches of taint.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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