...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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