No, drunk sperm still make babies.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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