am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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