What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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