your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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