Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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