Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We need to rekindle our bromance
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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